The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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