Whod you bang
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
