I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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