i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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