it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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