And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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