He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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