I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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