Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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