I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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