I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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