dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
She needs sedatives and a leash
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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