she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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