Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
is it fun? or sober?
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