whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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