no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he was CRYING into my vagina
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
this will be a night to untag.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
