No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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