no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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