you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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