He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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