were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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