i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
