when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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