you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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