Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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