so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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