Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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