what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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