I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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