He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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