I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Farmville is her only friend.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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