then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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