You're so nebulous sometimes
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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