i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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