What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Oh god it's open bar.
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