I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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