Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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