So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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