I need help removing her.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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