1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just forgot I was standing up.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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