I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Please don't give away my fajitas
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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