In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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