remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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