Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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