Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
