i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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