i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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