I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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