let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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