I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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