Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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