whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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