So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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