Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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