I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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